Oliver's Jacket

I love Project Runway. It's a great combination of competition, creativity and tv. 

This year seems to be a little bit yawn worthy..

Most of the designers seem to be a lot better at talking about how great they are, without really showing it. My early on favorite was Oliver, just because he seemed kind of weird. I loved his fauxopean accent and asymetric haircut. Then came all the fat bashing. Maybe it was just because he's so young and inexperienced, but he seemed to go into panic anytime he had to design for something other than the mannequin. 

So, one night the hubs and I came up with this little ditty..just for Oliver. 

It's called Oliver's Jacket.

"There are other people in Designer Clothes

Like Oliver's Jacket

I don't know what is a double d

Won't somebody explain to me

I cannot make you designer clothes

Like Oliver's Jacket

You hurt my eyes

With your plus size

and your thunder thighs 

oh I so despise

Oh why must I design

with my desperate cries

a double wide

Oliver's Jacket?"